LifeOfOzzy Store

Ozzy the cat sitting in a cardboard box

Coming soon. Not yet connected to a real storefront (Shopify or similar) or a payment processor — placeholder product cards only.

Attendant Slave Mug

For the humans. Serves them right.

"Day 412" Tee

Wear my sentence with pride.

Threat Log Sticker Pack

Bugs. Vacuums. The mailman. All neutralized.